WHAT HAPPENS IF 1 INR = 45 Dollars

WHAT HAPPENS IF 1 INR = 45 Dollars

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w  engineers are seeing some photographs.
 
      s/w engg 1 : What's that?
 
      s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India
 
      s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
 
      s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Mumbai

      s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
 
      s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...

      s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?  Nearly 60K.....
 
      Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
 
      s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
 
      s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.
 
      [Everybody excited.]
   
 
    SCENE 2

      Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US
 
      s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India
 
      s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?
 
      s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
 
      s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
 
      s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in a company in Sadashiv Peth there....

 
      s/w engg 2 : Oh! Sadashiv Peth. Great yaar. where it is...
 
      s/w engg 1 : It is in Pune ...
 
      s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California. You'll love the weather yaar.
 
      s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?
 
      s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Pune ?
 
      s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCP. One of my friends is there in the Road Repair & Cleaning

                          Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting

                          edge of technology there.
 
      s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.
 
      s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?
 
      s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
 
      s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job

                           which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for

                           the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.
 
      s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.
 
      [Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
 
SCENE 3

      Venue: IBM, New York , US
        (Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w  engg.)
        Male : Hi!
        Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
        Male : What??
        Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America  only. He is doing his Ph.D in

                      J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study  will be over in

                      2 months. He's already got a job in MSEB. We planned to settle in Pune

                       itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...
       

        Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...
   
 SCENE 4

      Venue: Intel Corp. US  
      s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the IGNOU with 

                          scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar...

      All are excited...
 
      George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
 
      s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
 
      s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ....man, enjoy your life there?
 
      s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
 
      George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.
 
      s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
 
      s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! that means 1200 * 45 = 54000

                          Dollars... with that amount I can buy a three bed-room flat &  a Mercedes here...!!!