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What happens If INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100

By : sagi srinivasa rao, Sales/BD Manager Inteq software Pvt Ltd
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Year : 2050

Place : IBM , USA
(Two Americans Talking)

Currency Conversion Rate : INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100

Alex: Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?

John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.

Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict.

John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.

Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?

John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything. That's why it got delayed. I went there at 2 AM itself and waited and returned by 4 PM .

Alex: Really? In India , it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA

John: Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.

Alex: So, when are you leaving?  

John: Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.

Alex: How long are you going to stay in India .

John: What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India , my company has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta .. (green card)

Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India .

John: Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.

Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad , Bangalore and Mumbai.

John: But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured.

Alex: Where did you get the offer, Hyderabad?

John: Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is Rs. 2000/- for a single room accommodation.

Alex: I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- =$100/-. Oh God! What about in Bangalore, Mumbai?

John: No idea, but it is less than what we have in Hyderabad. It is like the world headquarters of software

Alex: I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for help.

John: You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than Rs.7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.2 ,00,000/- but has got a lovely design.

Alex: By the way, who is your client?

John: Subbarao and Apparao Associates, a pure Indian company, specialising in Embedded Software.

Alex: Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are really intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India . Indian companies pay you in full even when you are on bench.

My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Bihar, the most liveable place in India , probably world. There you have full freedom and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that system.

John: Yeah man!, you are right. I hope our Americaalso follows their footsteps.

Alex: How are you going to cope with their language?

John: Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first language here at New York . At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent per cent score in TOHIL I.e. Test of Hindi as International Language.

Alex: So, you are going to have fun there.

John: Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood where you can see actors like, Hrithik, Shah Rukh Khan and all. Esselworld is also near Bollywood.

Alex: You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.

John: That's true. Last month, Narayana Murthy visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development at aSiliconValleyand has promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech City of Bangalore . Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.

Alex: But, Indian government is planning to split Narayanamurthy's Infosys.

John: He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of Infosys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.

Alex: OK, Good Luck John.

John: Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a "Kurta Pyjama" because they will think you are too Indianised and may doubt you will never come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget to say " Namaste, aap kaise hai " to the Visa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if you don't greet him that way.

 Top Comment : Jaygopal Raghavan   | 07 23 2008 06:43:13 +0000
Brilliant. All of us indians would certainly wish for this day to happen sooner than 2050.
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17 comments on "What happens If INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100"
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  Commented by  Manoj, Branch Manager/Regional Manager Path Infotech Ltd    | 04 09 2009 04:59:50 +0000 
In 2050, this could be achievable but we all Indian's needs to commit towards it. We still are not united and our politicians are still using the divide and rule techniques to win votes.

Ideally India should move out from the current political set-up to a modern style. I mean to say revamp the old political system and think about a modern system. The Indian Political set-up should be with domain experts with experience and qualifications taking the leaders roles.
  Commented by  Rohit Khanna, Project Leader/Managing Consultant, Accenture    | 04 08 2009 07:52:00 +0000 
A dream that can be true if we all work together and also not to forget the politics. POLITICS...sorry can talk about it...
  Commented by  Samir Das, PM, Infosys    | 04 06 2009 13:32:30 +0000 
Really a great article indeed, and hope to see that day in my lifetime...thanks for the post.
  Commented by  Anirban Bhattacharya, Team Leader -(Technical), Navayuga Infotech    | 04 06 2009 06:37:02 +0000
Rating : +1  
I know, this will happen tomorrow or later.. but will surely... BTW, the story is great :-)
  Commented by  Diptanjan Mukherjee, Team Leader -(Technical), Navayuga Infotech    | 04 06 2009 06:30:34 +0000
Rating : +2  
Brilliant... simply superb.. Waiting for the day..
 
Nice Thinking.
  Commented by  varsha ., technical manager(QMS), frac    | 04 04 2009 14:23:11 +0000
Rating : +1  
yes i will cross my finger for this.. 
lovly article thanks
  Commented by  !manpreet $ingh, Student, Kathuria Group of Information Tech.    | 04 04 2009 14:17:57 +0000 
Yep I would also wish to see that when Firangi's will run behind HARA PATTA!!!...wonderful article..
Rating : +1  
Aamin... I wish for that.
  Commented by  Ramdas Pawar, Sales/BD Manager, Oracle    | 04 02 2009 10:10:26 +0000
Rating : +1  
Very humorous Sir, just can't stop imagining. I am in my own dream world after reading this... Thank you so much MR.Srinivasa Rao.

Wish to see this happening for real, where all my dream will come true... :)
  Commented by  Dayanand Deshpande, Senior Consultant, Ernst & Young    | 03 19 2009 11:38:11 +0000
Rating : +2  
Good one MR.Rao, hope we could see this in near future but right now we are seeing something opposite. 1$ = Rs.50 , hope it doesn't reach 1$ = Rs.100 then everyone we be desprate to go abroad and there could be a millions of people not willing to work in INDIA.
  Commented by  veguru vijayakumar babu, General Manager, Sujana Group Of Companies    | 07 30 2008 00:29:44 +0000
Rating : +1  
Good humour..
  Commented by  Sourav Chatterjee, IT Engineer- CMC Limited-ATata Enterprise    | 07 24 2008 21:43:42 +0000
Rating : +1  
good article
  Commented by  Mallikarjuna Gupta Bhogavalli, Sr. Product Manager, Oracle India Pvt Ltd    | 07 24 2008 20:15:10 +0000
Rating : +3  
We all should try to achieve this.Very optimistic.....
  Commented by  Girish Nair, HR Executive, I-Link Software Pvt. Ltd.    | 07 24 2008 00:25:58 +0000
Rating : +2  
Good...Humorous....but wish to see that happen in real......we can..what u say....
  Commented by  Alok Sharma, Business Head- GENESIS BASICS- Hasbro Clothing Pvt. Ltd.    | 07 24 2008 00:10:31 +0000
Rating : +3  
Good fun
  Commented by  Jaygopal Raghavan, Head/VP/GM-Client Servicing, Percept Holdings    | 07 23 2008 06:43:13 +0000
Rating : +4  
Brilliant. All of us indians would certainly wish for this day to happen sooner than 2050.
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