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Rohit Saboo  |  Added idea  "THe overall govt.s hand"  |  1 year ago
The whole and sole answer is ..... we need a proper govt. support in a proper direction... the resources wich r misutilized elsewhere should be utilized in appropriate way...the new business idea should not be crippled in politicism....they must...
Manisha Chakravarty  |  Supported idea  |  1 year ago
I agree..cost effectiveness is the only thing that will get us going....We need to reduce our unnecessary overheads and cushy lives that most people are accustomed to before any progress is visible!!
 
 
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The Obedient Wife There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,  And was a real miser when it came to his money.  Just before he died, he said to his wife... 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. ' And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. W ell, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife ...
BALASUBRAMANIAM PALANIAPPAN  |  Commented  |  1 year ago
So the moral of the story is spend what you earn before it is too late
N.Sreenivasa Rao  |  Commented  |  1 year ago
Yes whole life we spend our time to earn and save for the future generations our family. So it is the time to think to spend for yourself before you leave this world. Then Spend something for the social welfare for the needy people who cannot get...
 
 
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Dear friends, Just now I saw a posting titled 'Organizations lose productive time due to smoking: So how can we stop this' .  So please try the following also for incresed productivity.... Just for laugh.... The New HR Policities   Please Be Advised That There Are NEW RULES And Regulations Implemented To Raise The Efficiency Of Our Firm. Transportation: It Is Advised That You Come To Work Driving A Car According To Your Salary. * If We See You Driving A Honda, We Assume You Are Doing Well Financially And Therefore You Do Not Need A Raise. * If You Drive A 10 Year Old Car Or Use Public Transportation, We Assume You Must Have Lots Of Savings Therefore You Do Not Need A Raise. * If You Drive A...
Manisha Chakravarty  |  Commented  |  1 year ago
Awesome....Kudos to whoever drafted it...loved the "Toilet one" ....Brilliant Manoj..major stress buster..thanx for the posting!!
rakeshbhatnagar  |  Commented  |  1 year ago
NICE POLICIES FOR PRIVATE SECTOR SUCKERS
Rathin Deb  |  Commented  |  1 year ago
Manoj once again great. I think you are a ware house filled with fun and relaxation for one and all.If you keep sending such stimulas I think the readers will not need any more cig.
 
 
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  Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore ... if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Sowmya ~*~ (Truly yours)
 
 
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The Art of Appraisal   Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is 'average'.   Kumar: What? How come 'average'?   Big Boss: Because...err...uhh...you lack domain knowledge.   Kumar: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant.   Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your domain knowledge has eroded this year.   Kumar: What???   Big Boss: Yes, I didn't see you sharing knowledge on Purchasing domain.   Kumar: Why would I? Because I am not in Purchasing, I am in Manufacturing.     Big Boss: This is what I don't like about you. You give excuse for everything.   Kumar: Huh? *Confused...
 
 
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Rocket Singh Salesman of the year…. I recently saw Rocket Singh, Salesman of the year…and was quite surprised to see the functoning of the Sales Dept.  It just appeared as a fictional creation, untill I was told my friends and collegues in Sales that the world shown was just the tip of the iceberg!  Coming from an RND background, where interaction with the outside world is almost zilch , I am still finding the movie a little far fetched….For those of you who are yet to see the movie…here is a brief synopsis of the movie… The movie begins with this guy “Harpreet Singh” (aka Ranbir kapoor), a below average student (the 35-38% types!) who is drawn to the world of Sales.  In his opinion Sales i...
Manisha Chakravarty  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Hey Satwinder...actually he keeps a tab of all the resources he makes use of. He has got it all written and intends to pay every penny of whatever was borrowed from the company....Harpreet is shown to be this major do-gooder....maybe a...
Smita M  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
U wont believe it, but actually this stuff goes on..one thing to note is how smart these guys are in their business. And the boss absolutely has no idea whts goin on..even if the boss is a hard boiled egg. What shld one make out of these...
 
 
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Rocket Singh Salesman of the year…. I recently saw Rocket Singh, Salesman of the year…and was quite surprised to see the functoning of the Sales Dept.  It just appeared as a fictional creation, untill I was told my friends and collegues in Sales that the world shown was just the tip of the iceberg!  Coming from an RND background, where interaction with the outside world is almost zilch , I am still finding the movie a little far fetched….For those of you who are yet to see the movie…here is a brief synopsis of the movie… The movie begins with this guy “Harpreet Singh” (aka Ranbir kapoor), a below average student (the 35-38% types!) who is drawn to the world of Sales.  In his opinion Sales i...
Manisha Chakravarty  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Hey Satwinder...actually he keeps a tab of all the resources he makes use of. He has got it all written and intends to pay every penny of whatever was borrowed from the company....Harpreet is shown to be this major do-gooder....maybe a...
Smita M  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
U wont believe it, but actually this stuff goes on..one thing to note is how smart these guys are in their business. And the boss absolutely has no idea whts goin on..even if the boss is a hard boiled egg. What shld one make out of these...
 
 
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Fall Classes for Women at   THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Thursday December 31, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..     Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.     Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM f...
Parizad Parekh  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Ha! Ha!!...My wife just has to read this...is registration open for this already....i want to do bulk booking for all the women in my family...I guess they all desperately need to enroll for this class....
Makrand Bhave  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
hehehehe... How practically impractical!! :)) Thanks for the referral
 
 
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Anger management? Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?' Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'
Ajay Ziz  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
anger management ... new technique .. at 2.oo a.m in the dead heat of the night .. go to a secluded place ( identify yourself ) gather your wits ... start abusing god ... with choicest of creative , whacky ,adjectives for 5 minutes ( if you can...
Manisha Chakravarty  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Hey Deepa.I agree with you...I must agree there are plenty times I felt like doing the same...after all Men are from Mars and Women from Venus....
 
 
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Anger management? Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?' Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'
Ajay Ziz  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
anger management ... new technique .. at 2.oo a.m in the dead heat of the night .. go to a secluded place ( identify yourself ) gather your wits ... start abusing god ... with choicest of creative , whacky ,adjectives for 5 minutes ( if you can...
Manisha Chakravarty  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Hey Deepa.I agree with you...I must agree there are plenty times I felt like doing the same...after all Men are from Mars and Women from Venus....
 
 
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