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Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife Non-happening thi jo uski life Champu ko na milta tha aaram Office main karta kaam hi kaam Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline Kaam to karwate the roz till nine Champu bhi banna chata tha best Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami Onsite ke ummid main deta salami Din guzre aur guzre fir saal Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya Boss se bola, 'Tum kyon satate ho ?' 'Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho' 'Promotion do warna chala jaunga' 'Ons...
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Makrand Bhave
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par Ziz saheb.... Pappu cant dance saala :))
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Parin Mehta
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| 2 years ago
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This is a realistic story. Everybody views are " do not become champu ". But how often u reject ur boss order. May be some of these group, himself is a boss. We r talking @ competetive world. Then we shud think out of the box and not to do donkey work....
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Sujeet Vishwakarma
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I'd like to write a retrospect...' Champu ban gaya Champak bhumiya, Maan li boss ki baat. Boss ne khoja dusra champu, Maari Champu ko laat. Champu ne resume banaya, Naya navela, with detail. Bhar kar likha aisa experience, Uska Boss bhi fail. Chun...
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An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and ..... Prof: So you believe in God? Student: Absolutely, sir. Prof: Is God good? Student: Sure. Prof: Is God all-powerful ? Student: Yes. Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? Student is silent. Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good? Student: Yes. Prof: Is Satan good? Student: No. Prof: Where does Satan come from? Student: From...God.. . Prof: That's right. Tell me son,...
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Santosh Kumar Mohanty
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We can achieve god through deep faith on him. As we know the God is the source of every thing, is the sole creator of this Universe, and have no shape and size and he is present everywhere with out any attachment, we can start faith on him in any...
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Parin Mehta
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Dr APJ has capabilities to think out of the box. do we have ? lets try.
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Shiuli Mukherji
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Perception would be a right choice instead of proposition. And why would religion teach one to be a fanatic? As far as my understanding goes about religion, it’s a journey to find the ‘Self.”
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Kidnapping Sardar Style There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,and told him, 'I've kidnapped you.' Sardarji then wrote a note saying: 'I've kidnapped your kid.Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the cityplayground' . Signed: 'A Sardarji'. Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents ..... The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting nextto the bag. Sard...
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Nikhil
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Guys give soem respect to these surds, they are not that dumb
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Parin Mehta
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Gr8
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Devi Kaladeen
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This is so crazy, the child was not even kidnapped.
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A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game. The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes. Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, so the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates. So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes. The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag wherever they go (even to the toilet) for 1 week. Days after days passed by, and the children started to com...
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Sujeet Vishwakarma
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If we hate someone... It is the part of the person's prominent behavior, that is a subtle part of us, we hate to reveal. And that hate for our own hidden trait, makes us hate others. It is difficult to accept a dislike in self, hence we display it...
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Parin Mehta
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This is really true but being a human being its not psble to forgve any1 simply. This require training since childhood.
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Devi Kaladeen
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Hate is a very strong word. It should not be in our dictionary. Simply forgive and forget.
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Dear All give a thought why our kirana stores are surviving ? this are my personal thought , not meant to hurt someone. Reasons are 1) Excellent CRM without any computer or data saved, say your kirana fellow knows you very well and your daily needs . many times he reminds about the product we missed , may not possible in our supermarkets though our systems are equipped with such technology but who is bothered about it ? 2) Credit facility which he can provide to his customers , so very convinient of payment options , can ever imagine that our super markets will come up with such facilities . 3) Free home delivery , though our supermarkets offer home delivery but conditions apply, say del...
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Narendra Prasad
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I agree with you all, but one more positive thing for kirana walas is pricing. they do not have tax burdens, pricing varies from one to one basis.
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Parin Mehta
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Its true but at supermarket we can get all items under one roof, is the +ve pt for sup mkts.
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Every company has a performance appraisal system in place to measure the effectiveness of its employees. Employees are normally rated in most of the companies in the above categories. Apart from the above non performance category is also there, which is not depicted here ) . Needless to say everyone wants to be rated Outstanding. What is the yard stick and how do you measure these aspects? • Employee 'A' in a company walked up to his manager and asked what my job is for the day? • The manager took 'A' to the bank of a river and asked him to cross the river and reach the other side of the bank. • 'A' completed this task successfully and reported back to the manager about the completion of th...
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Parin Mehta
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Q has eliminate the cause first. Gue one. Hope, after reading this evryone take initiative to think out of box.
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THE BRILLIANT FISHERMAN As King Parveez and Queen Shireen were sitting in their palace one day, a fisherman who was selling fresh fish was brought in front of them. King Parveez decided to buy a fish and gave the fisherman 4000 dirham for it. The fisherman was overjoyed. He thanked King Parveez and left. Queen Shireen turned to her husband in anger and scolded him for paying so much for a fish. King Parveez let her have her say but said that the fish was purchased and that there was nothing that could be done about it. However, the Queen was adamant and insisted that the fisherman be brought back. 'We will ask the fisherman about the gender of the fish,' she said. 'If he answers that it i...
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MustBeIn
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it dint fetch anything
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Parin Mehta
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Gud one
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THE PAINTER Once upon a time there was a painter who had just completed his course under disciple hood of a great painter. This young artist decided to assess his skills of skills so he decided to give his best strokes on the canvass. He took 3 days and painted beautiful scenery. Suddenly an idea flashed in his mind and he decided to display it on a busy street-square of that small town he was resident of. He wanted people's opinion about his calibre and painting skills. He put his creation at a busy street-crossing. And just down below a board which read-'Gentlemen, I have painted this piece. Since I'm new to this profession I might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. Please pu...
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Parin Mehta
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Realistic story
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malladi madhukumar
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Motivating stuff, worthy point.
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After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you. The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. 'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. 'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,' I responded. 'Just the t...
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Parin Mehta
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In this days we people are so busy in buijding our career, we lhterally forget our family who they r really back bone for us in bad time. Its very touchy.
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ashok mittal
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really a heart touching story!! good keep it up!!!
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Devi Kaladeen
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I posted this story about a month ago under the heading 'Very sweet and touching - a date with a woman ' According to Paresh it was posted before. The source for the posting is" http://www.citehr.com/164347-very-sweet-touching-jus-2mins-read.html
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Seven Fundamental Traits for creating EXCELLENCE: 1. Passion: Biggest Driver of Success - Without this you do not Achieve anything •You get ‘No-where’ without - Passion •So get JUICED UP to make you feel Inspired •A Man without passion is a fire without light •A person without passion has no more value than a candle without a flame or fire without light. By passion I mean zeal, enthusiasm, or fervour. It is the force that relentlessly drives one forward. Passion is a burning desire that creates commitment to a person, project, or life. A world without passion is a world without Mother Teresa, Mozart, or Michelangelo. Every great endeavour has been fuelled by passion. 2. Belief -- Birth of E...
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Parin Mehta
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Nice n simple one. Really helpful to new comers in any field specially passion. Thanks ....Parin
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Pedro Gonzalez Lopez
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Completely agree, specially on the Clarity of Values.
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Suhasini Thaduri
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Good article for a successful leader Thanks...Suhasini
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