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SB DIKSHIT STATE QUALITY MONITOR, U.P.R.R.D.A
 
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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the sardar and asks him, “Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing?” Santa replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.” 'How?” asks the man, puzzled. ”Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”
S. Muralidharan  |  Commented  |  12 months ago
Humour is not ascribed or attributed to any particular sect or cult. Therefore, As the responsible citizens, shall we generalise jokes, with large heart, rather than citing any particular sect for making others laugh! By doing this, we are...
SB DIKSHIT  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Reni, I am in great surprise why only santa can think upto this height. Any way its very great joke sir.
Arunangshu Choudhury  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Didnt find too much difference from what Barrak Obama did to get his Noble Prize.NICE JOKE AND RELEVANT TOO.
 
 
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इस शहर में हर तरफ रोमांच नजर आता है , कही पर तेरी तो कही पर मेरी कहानी नजर आती है ! इस शहर में ................................................... कही पर धर्म तो कही पर उन्माद नजर आता है ! कही पर आंधी तो कही पर तूफान नजर आता है  ! इस शहर में ................................................ कही पर तेरी तो कही पर मेरी कहानी नजर आती है ! इस शहर में ................................................ कही पर दर्द तो कही पर ख़ुशी नजर आती है ! कही पर नमी तो कही पर मुस्कान नजर आती है ! इस शहर में .............................................. कही पर नीति तो कही पर अनीति नजर आती है कही पर संस्कार तो कही पर मज़बूरी नजर आती है इस शहर में ................................................. कही पर तेरी तो कही...
Mohammed Abdul Bari  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Manju ji aapki kavitha se achchi apke kavita padne waalo ki chahat lagi. ....aapki kavita me sachchi r gehrai hai, r lagbhag aaj ke daur ke insaan ke paas samay nahi ke khud wo apne pehlu ko samjhe ya pade r aise dour me bhi phir bhi aapke kavitha...
SB DIKSHIT  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Manju ji ,bahut sundar, Jab kabhee aap too step par nahin dikhateen ,to sannata aapke kavi swaroop ke dikhate hi chahal pahal najar aati hai.
Makrand Bhave  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
There is a definite conflict here!! Cannoit read your poem at all!!
 
 
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मुझ में  अब कोई नहीं रहता  तुम भी नहीं...... पर ये ख़ालीपन जो तुम छोड़  गयी  हो मुझ से अलग नहीं होता ! कल फिर मैने चाँद को देखा था छत से अपनी सोचा था कुछ देर रो लूँगा ....सोचा तुम इतनी दूर भी नहीं  की दर्द मेरा न पहुँचे तुम तक पर पता नहीं क्यों तुमने मुझे नहीं पहचाना .... आजकल समय और मैं ही एक दूसरे को पहचानते हैं अच्छी तरह से..... वो अक्सर मेरे पास से गुजरता है निशब्द पर मुझे लगता है कि जैसे उसने मुझ से कहा -अरे! तुम यहीं हो? इस गतिमान जग में जड़ता की परिभाषा बनकर रह गए हो   तभी तो हवा मुझे नहीं उड़ाती , धूप मुझे नहीं तपाती छाँव संग नहीं ले जाती ......पानी भी तो नहीं बहता आँखों से अब मेरी.... तुम्हारे लौट आने कि चाह  दफ़न है जिस किताब के पन्नों में.... शब्द उसके धुल चुके हैं! और जो उल्टी र...
SB DIKSHIT  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Internet ki is duniya me jisko chaho use bula lo shart yah hai ki vah bhee usase connected ho, yadi phir bee jawab na mile todil se yaad karo phir bhee hajir na ho to dil me chah nahi? KYA KHOOB LIKHA HAI TEWARIJI AB TO KAVITA KHAALI NAHI HEE JAYEGI.
 
 
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  Dance in the Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. ...
Alka Thakur  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Like your comment Makarand!!
SB DIKSHIT  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Its a beautiful dance in rain ,read it got wet in such anice circumstance.
Makrand Bhave  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
What can I say?? I have been dancing in the rain all my life :))
 
 
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 SACHIN TENDULKAR,THE GREAT! “Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there is something we don't know, something beyond scientific measure. Something that allows him to soar, to roam a territory of sport that, forget us, even those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When he goes out to bat, people switch on their TV sets and switch off their lives.' - BBC on Sachin   'Tuzhe pata hai,  tune kiska catch chhoda hai?' - Wasim Akram to Abdul Razzaq when the latter dropped Sachin's catch in 2003 WC.   Sachin is a genius. I'm a mere mortal. - Brian Charles Lara   'We did not lose to a team called India...we lost to a man called Sachin.' -...
Suvrajit Gangopadhyay  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
The master blaster rocks !!! Cricket won't be the same without him .........
SB DIKSHIT  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
No doubt.
Devi Kaladeen  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
Wow this is a combination master piece of the batting master himself. No one can deny that Sachin will always be remembered as one of 'cricket greats' the world over. There are many good cricketers past and present in India but the name Sachin is...
 
 
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Gardens created for the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics                    
 
 
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SUPERB SHOT   Rain fall in Coimbatore cliked from ooty    
 
 
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karthik  |  Argues in support of  "Yes"  |  2 years ago
As far as my perception goes...not only engineering students but many students other than engineering also feel this heat and this is not so apparent. So I have seen some of the ideas..well some say tht it is due to mushrooming of colleges and...
SB DIKSHIT  |  Argues in support of  |  2 years ago
I dont agree for all braches and institutions ,now a days opening an engineering istitution has becom a business. these new business oriented institution doen't even think for employment( as campus selection)
Kavitha Shankar  |  Argues in support of  "No"  |  2 years ago
there is difference between unemployed and unemployable. Indian engineers are unemployed but not unemployable. US, Europe, Japan etc's brain is Indian born engineers. We produce highest number of engineers. So, this statement is completely wrong....
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1 Google (Search)
2 Google LABS & Google APPS
Nishant Gupta  |  Added idea  "google search, gmail and orkut"  |  2 years ago
 when i start my internet........first off all i type google.com in the browser.....then think of what to do now......after that check my gmail account.....i have 2 gmail accounts and one yahoo. but i stop opening that yahoo mail...... and...
SB DIKSHIT  |  Supported idea  |  2 years ago
most correct and rapid too,
dilip gour  |  Supported idea  "Google (Search)"  |  2 years ago
ME TOO GOOGLE SEARCH.... THERE's NO DOUBT GOOGLE SEARCH CHANGED THE WAY WE SURF INTERNET...
 
 
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After algae biofuel and electric cars, now a days 'green technology' has come towards products like bricks and cement. In USA, some companies like CalStar Products Inc. has started making bricks from fly ash, a byproduct of coal burning claiming to use roughly 85% less energy than traditional clay brick manufacturing, with an equivalent reduction in carbon-dioxide emissions.                                        Currently, the start-ups face a difficult market. Construction spending has plunged, a result of falling home prices and commercial real-estate values. But 'the construction that is occurring is more likely to be green,' says Michele Russo, a research director at McGraw-Hill Constr...
Nitin M Aras  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
this work we have done in Roorki Engineering College..FYI
SB DIKSHIT  |  Commented  |  2 years ago
It's adopted in India since long back.,as per version of Nitin sir,when he was in Roorkee university.
 
 
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