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THE BEAUTY OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE UNDONE Â We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. Â If the plural of man is always called men, Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I speak of my foot and show you my feet, And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth? Â Then one may be that, and three would be those, Yet hat in the plural would never be hose...
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Kashif Billal
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Beautifully architectured Article. You Roxx Paresh. :)
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Shehla
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Very true...This is fabulous!!! Even the Britishers there dont know how to speak their mother tongue, I have been talking with a lot of them and they have made it more funny with all kind of grammatical errors...the artical is AWESOME!!!
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Devi Kaladeen
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My God...so much for English Language.......but I still love it.
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One day a man saw an old lady,stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you. He said, 'I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson .' Well, all she h...
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Girish Shivakumaran Nair
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Mind melting one.Should be made popular through various media which would put sense into selfish people.Keep bringing more such things. Well done.
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Shehla
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very refreshing one...
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Paresh.Khanchandani
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In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. A Very Good Learning !!
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Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife Non-happening thi jo uski life Champu ko na milta tha aaram Office main karta kaam hi kaam Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline Kaam to karwate the roz till nine Champu bhi banna chata tha best Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami Onsite ke ummid main deta salami Din guzre aur guzre fir saal Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya Boss se bola, 'Tum kyon satate ho ?' 'Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho' 'Promotion do warna chala jaunga' 'Ons...
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Makrand Bhave
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| 2 years ago
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par Ziz saheb.... Pappu cant dance saala :))
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Shehla
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Good one....for all those who are sleeping, plz wake-up and start working SMART!!!
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Sujeet Vishwakarma
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| 2 years ago
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I'd like to write a retrospect...' Champu ban gaya Champak bhumiya, Maan li boss ki baat. Boss ne khoja dusra champu, Maari Champu ko laat. Champu ne resume banaya, Naya navela, with detail. Bhar kar likha aisa experience, Uska Boss bhi fail. Chun...
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